Friends Versus Jewish Friends

This was forwarded to me from Lori McHugh! It's GREAT and TRUE! Now, some of my friends are not Jewish, but also fit in the description below. Enjoy!

Friends vs. Jewish Friends


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Always bring the food.



FRIENDS: Will say 'hello.'

JEWISH FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.



FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'



FRIENDS: Are for a while.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Are for life.



FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

JEWISH FRIENDS: Will forward this.